Thursday, October 23, 2008

Brock Lesnar: Huge Fucking Retard

Huge in many ways, stature and relative retardedness being the most obvious. But this is new: He doesn't want Mazzagatti to be considered to ref his next fight.
Let's forget the fact that he's a freakshow pro wrestling idiot with a huge cock tattooed on his chest. He's got three professional fights. He doesn't dictate to the governing bodies who they set to ref his fights. They dictate. He fights at the pleasure of the people, not by some royal edict.
Well, let me just say this now: I believe Randy Couture is going to find a way to take Brock Lesnar, fold him into a wet, messy ball, and elbow him to oblivion, sending him to 2-2 in MMA competition and the undercards where he belongs, with the other freakshow heavies.

3 comments:

esther cerise lin said...

We're all hoping for the same thing I see -- go Handy!

garth2 said...

Handy FTW indeed... Bobby Lashley's supposed to be trying this MMA thing out isn't he? I'm surprised no one has tried throwing their opponent off the ropes yet.

Reverend Clint said...

Man I hope Cock Chestnar gets his arm broken off or something

 
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